hops in your pocket?

I came across an add on Facebook this morning for “Pockethops.” I couldn’t resist, so I clicked through:

www.pockethops.com

The concept is this: you carry this little dispenser with you that contains “Pockethops Bitter Powder.” According to the site, 30 mg is supposed to increase the bitterness in a beer by 10 IBU.

I guess being a bit of a purist, I’m extremely skeptical about this, even though I love hoppy beer. There are so many different varieties of hops that all have different characteristics of flavor, aroma and bitterness that create your beer experience. There is so much more that hops contributes to a beer than simply bitterness.

To me, this is like carrying little a travel salt shaker in your pocket. Sure, if you’re eating crappy bland food, it might make it taste a little better, but everything is just going to taste salty.

But then again, if you’re drinking Bud Light, maybe that’s the point…

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illegal homebrewing

Over the past several months I’ve been reading Travels With Barley by Ken Wells (I’m a slow reader). Published in 2004, it is slightly out of date, especially with the recent InBev/Anheiser-Busch merger, but it is quite an entertaining read about Wells’ search for the “perfect beer joint.” Along the way, he explores beers’ place in American culture and also gets into topics such as homebrewing, the craft brewing phenomenon, “big” beer, the politics surrounding beer, and beer goddesses. I highly recommend it.

In one of the later chapters, Wells discusses homebrewing and makes the point that homebrewing is still illegal in several states, including Alabama, Iowa, Kentucky, Mississippi, and Oklahoma. That’s when a lightbulb went off.

As some of you may know, since October I have been putting together an e-newsletter for the Southern Brew News called Hop Tips, which is a beer event calendar for the Southeast. Well, in those three months, I have come across exactly two beer-realted events in Alabama and Mississippi. Maybe they don’t publicize for fear of their beer tasting getting raided by the Untouchables, but that is by far the fewest of any other states in the region.

Upon further examination, there are also very few breweries in those two states. Alabama has five and Mississippi has one (you read that right, one). Compare that with 31 in Florida and 33 in North Carolina (six in Asheville alone). Even in states that have recently had restrictive beer laws loosened, like Georgia and South Carolina, there are 15 and 13 breweries, respectively.

Since taking over Hop Tips, I’ve been wondering if there was something up with the people in Alabama and Mississippi. Were they just Bud and MGD slingin’ good ole boys? Well, after putting it all together, it finally made sense. I can’t really blame them. Seems to me there’s a pretty strong connection between homebrewing and wide-spread craft beer appreciation.

A little beer history

Before I start making crazy inflammatory statements that get me locked-up in some top-secret ATF gulag, I thought I’d take a step back and explain how we got here and why some states don’t allow homebrewing.

It all goes back to Prohibition which began in the U.S. in 1920. Before that time, there were dozens, if not several hundred, local and regional breweries. Prohibition effectively put most of these breweries out of business. The ones that survived were able to do so by converting their equipment to some other use, such as making root beer or something like that.

With the repeal of Prohibition in 1933, there were only a couple dozen major beer makers left. That began the mad dash for market share and the beginning of the “Lager Wars.” In order sell the most beer, they focused on producing light lager, since that would appeal to the most people, especially women.

To make matters worse for beer, when the lawmakers repealed Prohibition, they allowed for home wine making, but purposely left beer out of the new law. Since homebrewing was not legal and the few surving breweries only made lager, over the next four decades, most other beer styles, namely ales, were reduced to myth and legend.

Things began to change in the late 1960s. In 1969, Fred Eckhard wrote his book, A Treatise on Lager Beers: How to Make Good Beer at Home and homebrew slowly began to make a comeback. In 1978, Charlie Papazian founded the American Homebrewers Association. Shortly after that, in 1979, President Jimmy Carter signed a bill that once again made it legal to homebrew in the United States. However, the new federal law still gave the final decision to the individual states. Even today it is still illegal to homebrew in Alabama, Iowa, Kentucky, Mississippi, and Oklahoma.

Homebrewer persecution

As I did a little more poking around, I came across the curious case in Alabama of Scott Oberman. In March 2008, an the LA Times published an article about the underground (and illegal) homebrewing circle in Alabama. Oberman and several others were specifically sited in the article. It seems this caught the attention of the Alabama Alcoholic Beverage Control Board (ABC). An ABC agent made a visit to Oberman’s home to make sure he was “aware” of the laws in the state pertaining to brewing beer in your home.

Oberman wrote a post about his experience on a message board at Free the Hops, a group lobbying for the legalization of homebrewing and high gravity beer in Alabama. He said that while no one was ever hostile or bullying, it was clear that this should be taken seriously and there was a chance he could lose the security clearance necessary for his job, and even custody of his daughter, if he didn’t stop homebrewing. Last I could find, Scott quit homebrewing and nothing more has come of the case.

While this seems to be an isolated case, most states will look the other way so long as you don’t make a fuss or too much news. In fact, there are even homebrew supply shops in Alabama and Utah, even though it’s illegal to brew at home in those states. It seems to me that this “identity crisis” is another example of archaic laws and the lobbyists of big business causing completely unnecessary situations that just leave you shaking your head.

What’s the connection?

While the fact that homebrewing is illegal in some states has not stopped everyone from doing it, it’s pretty obvious that it has had the effect in creating a depressed state of craft beer in those states. On the other side of it, the homebrew revolution that began in the 1970s helped bring about a renaissance of beer. You can now find dozens of styles being brewed by hundreds of breweries that have cropped up in the United States over the past 30 years.

Of the commercial craft brewers I’ve met, only one did not have their roots in homebrewing. Because no one is paying you for your beer and wasting five gallons isn’t that big of a deal, homebrewers can experiement and be more adventurous than many commercial craft brewers (who still need to make money). Many of the styles and variations we enjoy are the result of something that a homebrewer came up with.

Homebrewers also tend to be the most passionate beer advocates out there. If they are going to take the time to buy the equipment, learn the process, brew, and sanitize everything, when it is so much easier to just go out and buy a good beer, they have to love beer. Those people then spread that enthusiasm and excitement to others, who in turn are willing to experiment and try new beers.

That passion and excitement is good for the industry as a whole. You rarely find craft brewers dogging each other like the big brewers do. While profits are vital for survival, most craft brewers are successful because of their the love of beer. Bob Hiller at Blue Ridge Brewing Co. once said he would love it if another successful brewpub opened in Greenville. More competition would help keep them from becoming complacent and would increase the overall awareness of craft beer in the public eye. What’s good for another is good for them too.

So to all the homebrewers out there, keep brewing and keep the hope alive. And for all you at Free the Hops or anywhere with silly old laws holding you down, keep up the good fight and I hope to try your beer one day.

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poll question: what’s your favorite thing about Thanksgiving?

It’s right around the corner. Turkey turkey turkey! As my excitement builds, I want to know what excites you most about Thanksgiving.

By the way, I was about to make the obligatory turkey/tryptophan joke, which is required by the FCC and FDA in all Thanksgiving-related literature, when I actually decided to do my usual 10 seconds of research. According to the wikipedia article, turkey does not contain any more tryptophan than other poultry, and it contains far less than other foods, such as eggs, soybeans, and cheese. According to the article, the tryptophan in turkey has nothing to do with sleepiness, it’s the other 10 pounds of food and alcohol you consumed that make you sleepy. So fear not and grab an extra slice of turkey!

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beer for beginners

If you’re reading this blog, odds are you either really like beer already or you are stalking me. If it’s the latter, while I am certainly flattered, I’d rather you just focus on the beer. I’m not worth stalking.

However, there may be some of you out there that haven’t quite acquired a taste, or perhaps you know someone that insists, “I don’t like beer.” As Charlie Papazian said in his book, The Complete Joy of Homebrewing, “to generalize and say, ‘I don’t like beer’ is like saying ‘I don’t like food.'” (p. 363) My theory, as is his, is that you haven’t found the right beer. I hope to provide some tips in this post that will help you bridge the gap.

When I question those that say “I don’t like beer” and ask what beers they have tried, the most common response is, “Well, I’ve tried a lot! Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coors Light, PBR, Natty Light, blah, blah, blah.” Well, no wonder they don’t like beer! They’ve only had one style of beer, and in my opinion, it’s the most bland and least interesting style.

That type of beer is made to sell boatloads to the masses, and since everyone has different tastes, what is the only way to sell to the most people? Take away all the taste and aroma so there is nothing left to offend. It’s the same concept behind pop music, McDonald’s and television.

So, what should you do if you haven’t found a beer that you like? I think a lot of people are intimidated by the vast number of styles and varieties of beer and would rather stick with what they know, even if it isn’t good. If you aren’t willing to experiment, then I can’t help you. Sure, you’re going to waste $4 on a beer now and again, but think of the great beer you might discover with your next pint.

If you are looking for a safe place to start branching out, start thinking about the flavors you like in general and the styles of beer that match. Do you like sweet drinks, like juice or soda? Do you prefer bitter, like coffee? How about sour or citrus, like grapefruit juice? Chocolate? Do you like wine?

I’ve divided up the following suggestions based on the flavor profile you enjoy in other beverages. If you can’t find these exact beers, ask for something similar within that style. Odds are a good tap room or beer store will have something similar.

For those that like sweet juice, try a cider or fruit-flavored beer:

  • Woodchuck cider – This is actually what bridged the gap for me years ago. Believe it or not, there was a time I didn’t like beer at all. I did like apple juice, so I tried some Woodchuck. After a few months of getting used to it, I was able to make the jump to light beer. The rest is history.
  • Abita Purple Haze – Raspberry-flavored beer. The raspberry flavor is definitely apparent, but it isn’t overly sweet. It has enough raspberry flavor to satisfy those with a sweet tooth, but moderate enough to be enjoyed by those who prefer traditional beer.
  • Sweetwater Blue – Blueberry-flavored beer. I haven’t had this myself, but I have had several people swear by it.
  • Buffalo Bill’s Orange Blossom Cream Ale – A favorite of the Big Gnome, it’s like drinking an orange creamcicle.

You like light beer, but want something more. Try a hefewiezen or a wheat beer. These beers have a light body and mild flavor, but tend to have a slightly citrus flavor. These are the most common beers that traditional non-beer-drinkers tend to like:

  • Blue Moon – Actually a Molson/Coors product, this is the most common wheat beer available. Not the best, but a really good cross-over beer. It has that familiar “macro-brew” twang of the big light lagers, but with a much better flavor.
  • Hoegaarden – A true belgian wheat, this is a far step up from Blue Moon and is available at many good bars and beer stores.
  • Franziskaner – This is a traditional hefeweizen, or German wheat beer. Excellent citrus flavor and it has a nice, creamy body. They also make a “dunkel” version, which is German for dark. It has a similar flavor to the “hell” or light, but it is slightly sweeter if I remember correctly. It’s been a while since I’ve had the dunkel.
  • Left Hand Haystack Wheat – If you really want to get crazy, this is one of the best wheat beers I’ve had. Wonderful citrus flavor, great body and all-around amazing beer.

If you’re just getting into beer, who says you have to stay light? Maybe you should just go for the gusto and get yourself an imperial stout! There are a lot more stouts than just Guinness. If you like dark chocolate (bitter chocolate, in other words) or coffee, try one of these:

If you like wine, but haven’t found a beer that suits you, try a barley wine. Barley wines tend to be very high in alcohol content, usually around 10-12%, which gives it a heavy body and alcohol bite similar to wine. They are also very sweet and have very little, if any bitterness. They are fantastic as after-dinner beverages:

  • Flying Dog Horn Dog – Big, dark and sweet. Being a family oriented blog, I can’t insert a joke here.
  • Rogue Old Crustacean – Haven’t gotten my hands on one, but it got great reviews and Rogue is always a solid choice.

Finally, we get to the Belgians. Belgian ale is truly unique among beers. Many beers in this style tend to be high in alcohol content, have a spiced fruit flavor and a lighter color. Not the type of beers you’d throw down at a football tailgate, but certainly ones that can be sipped on enjoyably for a while.

  • Chimay Blue – Ridiculously good, just ridiculous.
  • Unibroue Fin du Monde – A Belgian trippel style, this beer has a spicy aroma and flavor. Not like pepper spicy, but more of a fruity spice. Just try it.

I think I’ve given you enough homework for this week. I hope this gives you some good ideas for beers to try if you’re looking to branch out, or perhaps some suggestions if you’re out with someone that doesn’t know what beer to get. For you guys, this can be especially useful on dates if your date doesn’t typically drink beer. She’ll think you’re all sophisticated and not some Natty Light-drinking slob.

Welcome to the wonderful world of beer. Enjoy!

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the virtue of bad-tasting beer

I saw this on a forum today, made me laugh:

“I had a Lowenbrau at a party once when I was 14. I didn’t drink another beer until I was 18.”

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poll question: Bud Light, Miller Lite or Coors Light?

This is a battle of the heavyweights. If you had to choose, which would it be, Bud Light, Miller Lite, or Coors Light? These beers represent the three top market share beers in the world. I’m curious to see if my readers follow the global stats.

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Coast arrives in Greenville

One of my favorite breweries in the Southeast, Coast Brewing Company, took its first step toward global domination and has its Rye Knot Brown Ale available at Barley’s Tap Room in Greenville, SC. This is their first beer to be sold outside of Charleston.

I had the pleasure of having a couple pints last night at Barley’s. It is a rich brown ale with an intense roasted malt flavor. It also has enough coffee and chocolate undertones to make it very interesting. At 6.2% ABV, it isn’t too overpowering, but has enough body to enjoy a few pints in a sitting. It’s a great winter beer when you need something to warm the soul.

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poll question: favorite “flavored” beer?

Aside from the traditional beer flavor, such as hop bitterness and malt sweetness, beer can be brewed with many other ingredients to give it a variety of different flavors. This week’s question asks you to name your favorite flavored beer. If you don’t see your favorite listed, write in a vote with your comment.

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November 2008 – RJ Rockers First Snow Ale

pilgrimAfter a two month hiatus, I’m back with the beer of the month! For its triumphant return in November, I wanted to go with something seasonal, and since I have not given a shout out to the local breweries near my new home in upstate South Carolina, I wanted to go local if possible.

Well, just in the nick of time, I was able to meet the folks at RJ Rockers in Spartanburg on Monday, and they hooked me up with a sneak peak of their new winter seasonal, The First Snow Ale. I tried it Tuesday, but you won’t even be able to find this in stores until Wednesday or later. (Man, I love the perks of being a beer writer, even if I don’t get paid for it. (yet…))

The First Snow is an exceptionally smooth and balanced winter spiced ale. I actually have a little challenge going with the brewmaster, Mark. I challenged myself to guess the five spices used in the beer. So, here is my guess: cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, clove, and ginger. I’ll post a comment to follow up with how I scored. My entire reputation as a beer reviewer is at stake with getting this right. I’m a little nervous. (I was also let in on a little secret, but it isn’t really a secret. They also used an ass-load of honey, but my tastes aren’t tuned enough to pick that out on my own.)

Right off the bat, you notice a subtle hint of your favorite traditional winter spices in the aroma, which I’m guessing are the five listed above. It has a medium body without a lot of sweetness, but the spice is definitely apparent in the flavor. It finishes slightly bitter, not too sweet.

I’m generally not huge on flavored beers because they tend to be overly sweet and the flavor often detracts from the “beer” characteristics. However, this winter seasonal provides that spiced aroma and flavor without going over the top. You can still enjoy this as a beer and get that cozy winter feeling at the same time. Since it has that slightly bitter finish, I feel like I could easily drink a few of these in a sitting without destroying my palate.

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poll question: ale or lager?

voteIn the spirit of today’s election, I’m starting a new series of poll question posts. I want to know what you think about beer. I’m planning on doing a new poll question each week, so check back and let your voice be heard!

The first poll question gets at the heart of beer, to its very roots. For those that may not know the difference between an ale and lager and want to know more, check out those links to make an informed decision. Thank you for voting!

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